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CENTURY EGG

by Bad Egg

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1.
BEAT EGG 01:56
HA HA HA HA! OEUF!
2.
TRY TO CLAW BACK THE CRUMBS WITH YOUR HANDS DRENCHED IN BLOOD. CASH FOR KEYS, OR BREAKING THE LEASE? THE FLOORS ARE SINKING AND YOU WON'T PROVIDE THE HEAT RATS IN THE WALLS, AND BUGS ON MY SKIN MOULD INFESTED LUNGS MAKE ME SICK. UGH TRY TO CLAW BACK THE CRUMBS WITH YOUR HANDS DRENCHED IN BLOOD. CASH FOR KEYS, OR BREAKING THE LEASE? THE FLOORS ARE SINKING AND YOU WON'T PROVIDE THE HEAT RATS IN THE WALLS, AND BUGS ON MY SKIN MOULD INFESTED LUNGS MAKE ME SICK INVOICE ME, INTEREST FREE NO ASSETS, LEVERAGE YOUR GREED BREAK ME DOWN, MY FEET ARE NUMB THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE, THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN. THEY'LL GET RICH AND WATCH THE REST JUST BURN IN HELL COLLECT THE CHEQUES AND LET THE REST DROWN IN THE SWELL.
3.
HEY MISTER LANDLORD, HERE'S THIS MONTH'S RENT! WE'RE SO GRATEFUL FOR THE ROOF OVER OUR HEADS!!! :) (YOU'RE) A GRACIOUS LORD, A SAVIOUR TO THE MASSES :) (I'M) A RIGHTEOUS SERF COERCED IN FEUDAL TACTICS! PROFIT OFF A HUMAN RIGHT, DISGUSTING P.O.S.! YOU WILL NOT OWN A THING AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO PLEASE YOUR OVERLORDS DOWN IN YOUR TENT! YOU WILL NOT GET AHEAD. THEY'LL TAX YOU WHEN YOU'RE DEAD. BURN THIS HOUSE DOWN AND PISS ON ALL THE ASHES, ID RATHER LIVE IN MY CAR, THAN BE HARASSED LIKE THIS. HEY MISTER SLUMLORD, WANT TO OWN MY LIFE TOO? I'M SELLING MY SOUL TO STAVE OFF THIS INCURRED DEBT. PROFIT OFF A HUMAN LIFE, DISGUSTING P.O.S.! YOU WILL NOT OWN A THING AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO PLEASE YOUR OVERLORDS DOWN IN YOUR TENT! YOU WILL NOT GET AHEAD. THEY'LL TAX YOU WHEN YOU'RE DEAD. S.L.U.M.L.O.R.D.
4.
Rare Animals 01:02
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE TO THE TOP OF THE CHAIN YOU'VE GOT CROSSES TO BEAR AND THEY'RE ALL IN MY NAME RARE ANIMALS THIS ISN'T A GAME RARE ANIMALS NOW WE'RE ALL TO BLAME IT'S OK, BUT IT'S NOT FUCKING ALRIGHT! YEAH, IT'S OK, BUT IT'S NOT FUCKING ALRIGHT! I GIVE AND I GIVE AND I GIVE AND YOU GET.
5.
EVERY TIME I FEEL SO SICK, THEY SELL ME ANOTHER PILL TO EAT. I CAN'T CONCENTRATE 'CAUSE I'M HOOKED ONLINE, AND ON THAT PRIVATE CLINIC'S SPEED. IT'S BLEAK FOR YOU AND ME! GO BROKE TO STAY HEALTHY. FIRST YOU TELL ME THAT I'M SICK, THEN YOU TELL ME THAT I'M LAZY, THEN YOU TELL ME THAT I'M SICK, THEN YOU TELL ME THAT I'M CRAZY! I AM A PATIENT GIRL I WAIT, I WAIT, I WAIT. MY TIME'S WATER DOWN A DRAIN. SICK! CRAZY! SICK! LAZY! SICK! CRAZY! SICK! LAZY! BLAH BLAH BLAH. DUMB KID DUMB LUCK WITH DAD'S TRUST FUND FALLING UPWARDS PUNCHING DOWN GATEKEEP THIS: YOU FUCKING CLOWN
6.
CITY SCENES UNSEEN CRISIS CASUALTY LACK OF EMPATHY FORCED HYPOCRISY DOWN YOUR THROAT MENTAL HEALTH DOWN THE DRAIN IN THE GUTTER WITH MY FRIENDS READ BETWEEN THE LINES YOU SNORT LIVER FILTERS THOSE BAD THOUGHTS THEY CONTROL THE WAY YOU THINK THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING READ BETWEEN THE LINES YOU SNORT LIVER FILTERS THE BAD THOUGHTS THEY CONTROL THE WAY YOU THINK THEY CONTROL YOU
7.
BORN ON THIRD BASE, NO NEED TO SWING FOR THE FENCES WHEN YOU LEAD THIS RAT RACE, CAN'T YOU SEE? THERE'S NO ROOM FOR "POORS" LIKE ME. FACT OR FICTION OF PALE FANATICISM A HIP DEVELOPMENT ON THESE CRACKED FOUNDATIONS. UGH AFFLUENT MALEVOLENT VIOLENT BY DESIGN BITE MY LIP RIP MY TONGUE OUT REFUSE TO BE FED THESE LIES BLISTERING AND BOILING HEAD SUBMERGED BENEATH NO LIFE VEST FOR YOU NOTHING FOR ME WE WILL BOTH SINK.

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CENTURY EGG is the first of two major release for Bad Egg in 2024. Crafted with love, care, and most especially rage, they aren't walking on eggshells anymore.

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released February 23, 2024

Recorded & Mixed by "Your Pal" Bill Morton
Mastered by: Marc Bourgon @ MO/EX Audio
Mastered to tape by: Preston Lobzun
Physical Artwork by: Life Moves lifemovespng.com

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